I had to go to court to prove my right to parody the NSA. NSA Director Keith Alexander evidently thought that I needed written permission to make fun of them. Thankfully I won in court. But wouldn’t it have been much easier if we all were just given one of these?
Nate Scimio got stabbed defending his friends when a student at Franklin Regional High Schoolwent on a stabbing spree this morning - he was also able to pull the fire alarm, which fellow students say likely saved lives. He posted this selfie at Children’s hospital.